Funny Quotes of 2002 college entrance essay by a gifted writer
candidate in history and reality free, and bold imagination, humor, text, actually so boring, dull world of history and reality have become so interesting, we Candidates, who deserves to make history! Here are some excerpts I punch line, now only the contribution of the fixed word out to readers. square brackets as the author comments.
1. In the past, such warriors springing up as appear in our textbooks, such as Dong Cunrui bunker bombing, in the bitter winter, jump into the frozen lake to save the Jiguang and so on. [Jiguang not blocking loophole, went to succeed in what can ah glacial lake?]
2. Li Yu singing: Zaibu Dong, and many worry about, like a Spring River Flows East. [is Li Yu Zhao and sing along with it?]
3. if not from the failure of General Montgomery to reflect continue to work, how does Napoleon defeated in the Battle of Waterloo? [Napoleon, Montgomery
4. look at the sky was overcast days hh [there is day!]
5. Select sake of the general Yue Fei, dying. expeditions countless of his life that he was afraid of Hun soldiers. [Moon Song Han Guan.]
6. Warring States period, Mencius, as early as three thousand years ago as we explained how to choose the key. [Zhennai sage Mencius, born in 2000 years ago, was able to instruct the ancient people 3,000 years ago.]
7. climbers in a blizzard made their own choice of mind, saved A dying victims. [Hua and then the world, Miaoshouhuichun!]
8. China's modern history, killed by the KMT that a group of senior cadres hh [KMT killed in the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom of the senior officials it is not?]
9 . the examination room, each candidate must get the papers after the pop star, of which there are many multiple-choice exam hh but no matter how tense the atmosphere, the pressure on the mind how great you have to make a choice, like life and death decisions made by the same You will make the choice of the mind. [brutal test!]
10. Just then, a [Note: sic], > 12. a hunter is pursuing a Tibetan antelope in the forest, plump, stupid dig the antelope in the forest homes of Health has been running for their lives, deal with a countless number of laps. [sacrificing life for their lives? Tibetan antelope in the end is to die or want to live? ]
13. greeted by a checkered bed sheets, white walls, and drops the bottle down little by little. [Could the bottle is made of asphalt?]
14. However, bad weather, small little older suffered from uremic patients. [No wonder the south flood again and again, the original is God suffering from uremia.]
15. One day, happy mother returned from the hospital, he learned, through transplant surgery, so that (suffering from uremic patients) for the son to see again. [you blind yet? to transplant it!]
16. flying, which is also full basket of eggs, wind wave. [What a beautiful egg!]
17. read the In order to protect national interests from his loss, to maintain a loyal party members, decided to make a serve the country because nowhere, and since kiss [Note: sic.] in the Wujiang River. [now thinking Xiang Yu refused to have Jiangdong!]
19. the face is about to freeze to death but not in real masked people, climbers to give up the idea of independent personal leave. [today, you masked the up?]
20. If you are a beautiful face, do not vote for him, because she is behind the terrible beast. [ ,],[[my head a bit messy!]
24. brother in law hurt me, and always bought me a gift, then brother in law turned the topic to my dad said: the relationships among the up?]
25. People's Liberation Army and the monster flood fight hh is often a burst levee, they started. [People's Liberation Army is the contractors men engineering unit ah?]
26. Suddenly, See a friction car rushed over, and that no one on board, the driver pulled the car doing the run, I fell down the side of their friends, dashed, closed the throttle, the car stopped immediately. [Speed!]
27. Mianhuangjishou thirties her mother as the shape of five. [Concentration is the essence!]
28. people want to cut the pain is, in a cold winter night, her father who were returned from the crash site late at night, shortly after a long sleep on. [to wake him up!]
29. Taiyuan launch site in Jiuquan space devices. [is hell WANG Jian, right!]
31. I recall, our poor quality, I'm not speaking of poor, it is the shortcomings in some areas, but also a precedent for national . [in the end you are talking about?]
32. a patient, his bone marrow problems, but it does not catch the right person to give him a contribution of bone marrow. [to catch and send the police to hold station, dock, junction, until a suitable date caught.]
33. a depressed young man walking alone on the streets in the cold. [poor child!]
34. Suddenly, the car stopped, up three two years young, his face is not righteousness hh At this time, the conductor also issued a warning: sentence: go its own way, let others speak. [not set stolen, Dante will have opinions!]
36. he was going to school and earn money during the day and night under the sun peeped in the final book hh , it became the founder of Russian mm Golgi. [the evening sun the sun does not know who is not the sun?]
37. Japan's Nanjing massacre you forgot? three million compatriots died in Nanking under Japanese bayonets. [be careful in Japan people will protest: I did not kill so many!]
38. the overall quality of the Chinese people in the lower, the culprit for the family planning. [opinions! reports the State Council, cancel the br> 39. That day, I frequented, and he came to the Art for the end of Beethoven Jane Bumei, suicide zhadiao Fort Dong Cunrui, Deng Xiaoping, the modern building, the cause of devotion to science and others Kong Fansen limited characters into my eyes, my heart began throes of. [Kong Fansen dedication of the atomic bomb is not it?]
41. during the Qin Dynasty, the use of Guan Zhong Xiao of Qin, 42. Suddenly, the passengers out of a soldier, he went to the captain, and from the waist and pulled out a cell phone, aimed at the captain's chest hh [I have been puzzled why the plane can not open phone, turned out to be afraid of the passengers use it to hijack ah!]
43. At first, my heart dropped to the bottom of Mount Everest peak hh [peak of Mount Everest, where the bottom? E? N?]
44. I broke up with uncle uncle said something to me: You're a good boy hh [the uncle really polite!]
45. Those who choose the sex of the people money, you ask yourself, do you happy it! you glad about it! If your answer is yes, then you must not human hh [so clear-cut, so I am very ashamed! Upon my honor you say, the face of money and beauty, I also tempted ah!]
46. Confucius was a child, brother, it pears points, a large, a small, his mother gave him the choice, he took only a little, and this is the story of the famous Kongrongrangli, not only could not finish the big pear Confucius, but he has such a young age to the right choice, and even later became the great thinkers in Chinese history. [I see, Jung but it was Confucius!]
06 Highlights 2006-07-06 07:49:24 funny college entrance essay landlord many of which are Based in Tianjin from the great , the third should hate: hate the vision of the three bathing.
(although it rhyme, but I tell you these words are said Zhang, the last hate is: Dream of Red Mansions is a pit hh)
3, there is no vision, just like the Wild Ghosts cast as child can not. / no vision, just as there is no end of wandering souls.
no vision of life as the same dishes without MSG, but not to eat fresh.
man without a vision, just as there is no spine as bending beneath, very can not afford to back, can only crawl on the road of life, the sun not shine on him, that Lady Luck will not be favored people.
(vision ah, you actually more important than air! I have never found that hh)
4, as my father loved me like family.
(will afford your old is your dad picked up from the trash?)
5, the sun closer and closer, like a golden cake.
(hh students who did not have breakfast for you to test? )
6, I hope to have a healthy legs, a smart brain, hh
8, there is a sense of inferiority is called self-confidence, there is a fall called the climbs.
(this student is a new era philosopher)
9, no self-esteem of the neck, unable to support self-confident head.
(I want to know how the neck is called prospects.
(at first glance do not know what to say, seems a little closer to point out problems, but think about the meaning of hh do not know exactly what to say hh Is he just to rhyme?!)
11, the eyes Why is long on both sides, because it is used to forward-looking.
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