Premier Lee because of the hospital has an important task of receiving foreign guests, specially to the local barber shop to the largest United States a haircut. The following is a barber experience:
Doctor: Miss, to even a haircut.
Miss: Please go to the registration office to register.
registered?
Yes, registered in the left hand head
... ...
Miss, to hang a number.
what level do you want to hang with?
It also sub-level?
how big? Apprentices and junior titles, intermediate grade and senior titles can also be the same?
that price, what is the difference?
Apprentice 5 yuan, 10 yuan junior titles, the intermediate grade of 15 yuan, 20 yuan subtropical high, is high 30. Which would you prefer?
it is linked to a high bar. By the way,Discount UGG boots, how much hair you have here?
50 元
not that expensive thing.
... ...
ask, do you need to do hair under the holographic computer automatic design? Can be issued immediately after the finish to see you on your results.
there such services? Well, I try.
... ...
President, you need to test your hair and skin to the test in the opposite room, which can help us choose the most suitable for your supplies and shampoo skin care products.
not checked, and I happen to have our hospital here, the test report.
that no, we do not recognize the other units here, the test report.
... ...
President, you need to check what the insurance contract and agreement of this hair, so what if the accident can be compensated.
If there is a barber who accidentally identified? Urban Barber
evaluation committee identified an accident, they are experienced by the major barber barber shop composition and absolute justice.
... ...
President, you take that list to buy a single settlement.
... ...
Miss, payment
look at the opposite price
this program should plan price?
course, to you first plan the hospital dispensary does not have price?
... ...
lady, a good price for the program.
total of 3485 yuan. Will you pay cash or rinse card?
how much?
3485!
how expensive it?
you look at the list to see if there is nothing wrong?
Hair Design 545 yuan? This is too expensive, right?
not you ah, this is the equipment imported from the U.S. Yeah, like that of imports NMR your hospital, do something to more than one thousand yuan it! each of these laboratory tests
to nearly two hundred dollars, too much out of it?
outrageous? Will not Yeah, we detected two, to your hospital, far more than testing two of which the hospital did not test costs a few thousand dollars?
that these skin care products, shampoo and the like, why should I have to pay?
more fresh, to your hospital, which pays for drugs not on the patient?
that I have not take a whole bottle ah?
remaining you can take home, ah, how you used also to others to use?
that I brought back, next time into the barber shop when you do not need to buy a
I will not have, ah, shall not be used outside shop skin care products, shampoo products. Hospital if you are not allowed to use drugs to patients, right?
Well, this barber tools such as razors, barber scissors, combs how is should I pay, and the price is more expensive than the market
these are disposable supplies and health. To prevent infectious diseases, which you should know ah!
nothing else to say, the price of this hair,UGG boots clearance, you obviously talking about 50, 250 yuan can be here, why, take me as a hundred and fifty ah?
than not, how it could get you for a hundred and fifty? Apprentice fifty dollars is the price you hair, if it is a hundred titles primary, intermediate grade of one hundred five of the subtropical high is two hundred, you are now high, it is hundred and fifty.
barber chairs sit about it we have to pay?
nonsense, you do not have hospital beds and sleep the next, do not they charge?
should include a full set of hair shampoo, massage, shaving, how do you have to charge for it?
you say it, ah, this is the hospital with you to learn it, live in the homes of patients , even less of your fees? Pricing
I want to tell you
go go, here we have the charges approved by the Price Bureau had. Besides, the Price Bureau of the people is not a haircut?
that wait and see!
go? Then you have to first pay a longer follow the money ah. From: 0b1351d88.html Second, spread the network of city managers and classic piece is humorous quotations foot food basket urban managers grandfather, Ben Chong scattered around the back of the hawkers who shouted: I am the Law. At that time I and urban management The distance is only 0.01 cm in those three minutes later, I lay in hospital ... ...
Buddha said: a stick man
have this group of people called in Japan, fascist, Nazi Germany called in Chinese is called, what? solve
Wang Xiaoya: Does China's heavily armed against unarmed Who are the people?
players: the Japanese devils.
Wang Xiaoya: wrong, there is a chance that you can help the audience or the players ... ...
: City manager!
Wang Xiaoya: Congratulations, you answered correctly!
Superman the United States, Japan and Altman, we have a city manager!
city managers who are attacked, although gotta run!
the city manager's performance back a small step, a major step forward people's lives!
city managers - the metamorphosis of a deformed term!
< br> as city managers and soccer, are in China, had the audacity of the existence of irrational things in!
. mother: in a total of 15 million people to become a member of the city manager! Mop Fan strong, you are the number of the Beijing city managers?
I was in Beijing for the first 150,000 urban managers! I I am proud of my pride before 149,999 people!
Mop Fan strong, do you remember the city manager's predecessors who sacrificed their lives for the crab?
I remember that city managers who sacrificed their lives for the crab one thousand one hundred and four seniors!
Mop Fan strong, when the fights to the last man, you have the courage to carry the banner of this canine rod?
I the city manager's first 150,000 members! I have the courage to carry the flag of this bar! but I am the first to be hacked more courage!
Mop Fan strong, you have the courage for you the expense of brothers?
they are my brothers, I die for my brother!
Mop Fan strong, no matter who, whether the captain, the team members, as long as he was a member of the city manager, you have the right to ask him to remember the Beijing city manager's ancestors!
I will ask him to remember the city manager's predecessor, said today that I will remember each of my word.
Mop Fan strong, with us now recite this song the first non-urban managers Team Song, sing this song predecessors have all made the sacrifice, only members of the city manager reciting lyrics here, but I hope you can hear the city manager to blast out 150,000 songs!
heard thunder a sword, a group of bulldog is the city manager; iron will of steel Han, Jagged is hit the country stalls. Shasheng ladder hawkers bile, the city passed crab reputation. hit will break, copy will be turned, litter sing triumphant ... ...
1: The first movie date with his girlfriend.
girlfriend said: We take the last row, right!
I said: I did not wear glasses can not see ... ...
Comments: now become ex-girlfriend now! < br>
2: I am a girl 23 years old, I met a handsome 25-year-old police officer seriously, that day, he and I take a taxi, a screeching halt, I suddenly fell on his leg did not sit tight , my mouth suddenly emerge with the hard one br> Comment: I am brave police officers were shot on the spot!
3: hanging out the wind, my mom pick up their clothes to the balcony and found Dad's underwear seen, shouted to me: to see your dad's cage No, when the two black lines,,,
Comment: There was a good bird cage on my face ... I did not appreciate until the bird inside out, only regret...
< br> 4: again, I bloody man, after participating in a gang fight, telephone help, I and a buddy and his girl went to rescue women..
a look at the scene, fights end, we have scattered go, my buddy was opened scoop, Manlianshixue, but the spirit of full strength, threatening the next one right away.. The other man quickly took out a tissue of female women hold the head to him, we stopped a rental rushed to the hospital.. on the road, and a piece of wet tissue, blood is not stop, she looks exhausted... At this time, female women the courage to come up with a package, what bombs Sufi forget that this thing Absolute hemostasis is good, we bring them back to the press on that buddy,
result was bleeding out... We Lianlian Chen Emmanuel woman the woman... but my buddy started purple lips, his face ashen.. . We told the driver to hurry up, the results of the brother said something dreamer awoke to say: That thing vampire were somebody...
I live!!
later to the hospital, accompanied He injection, chatting with the doctors this, that doctor said, if pulls an estimated hung my brother... sweat..
what appears to a man or a woman with no...
Comments: life was almost gone a whole big Bundy 。。。。。
5: a JP girl in our school.
Time: One day class is just menstrual .
Location: Classroom
full view, she took out an ordinary tissues, reached into her below the rub, and then out of the bloody paper to continue if nothing had happened to lectures ...
Comments: slightly fewer than FireWire!
6: When traveling in Italy, due to anemia, a halo in the museum. wake up and have been transported to the hospital. According to the doctor that crooked English, that ! two years of very tight!
7: When in high school, homework is not always. At one school to check. Mody way it used other students work copied it. ready to go to the Office of homework, time is live on campus. teacher is also a home for a week back. We twenty-year-old language teacher, a woman. just get married. her husband to school to see her. Large noon to shut the door tightly. I went homework. saw the door was closed, and thought no one. to kick open... I did not realize her husband and his teacher is doing that. Our teacher naked naked. I have been seen,..
time after a language lesson, the teacher always looking at me I'm sorry 。。。。。
Comments: You sure it was the teacher's husband?
8: university when a man rushed into the dorm agitated, we all watched him, suddenly shouted and said: Who is washed away my stool!! I faint, almost fell from the upper berth.
Comments: leave keep down the daisy?
9: University, I am a student account with the buns position, the result being eaten steamed, location, did not comment on the ... ...
: University when I position of the morning let his girlfriend accounting students, the result was the girlfriend, the location is also not the ... ...
10: I am a woman, the sister of my best day to call home, there just a turn I can not stand with the whine of his voice shouting: dead woman, I have not seen you people want to die tomorrow, go shopping now!
results came a baritone voice: Ha ha ha ha! is xx , and she was not at home, out of it!, is her husband! my sorry, greeting two hung up.
followed at her cell phone, connected, I repeat the same tone As if the above is the result
baritone: Ha ha ha ha! is xx, and she went out it! did not carry a cell phone!
@ # ?% ... ... & ? ... ... × ... ...
Comments: Well, sure you can go to the end
11: time with his girlfriend ooxx, then get enough, want her to give me a kj!
So they induced her
Come on, Little Girl, Shu eat cooked a lollipop.
girl hurriedly asked where where?
pointed my naughty dd, Then in progress...
feeling too ecstasy, did not hold back, shot,cheap UGG boots, previously did not tell his girlfriend, all hitting the mouth of the
then look innocent wronged girlfriend says Shu cooked, how would you spit ah lollipop?
talented brother said something huge, then it is cooked milk sandwich Shu lollipop!
Comment: Some people eat lollipop like to chew the food
12: wash the dishes did not pay attention, the bowl fell to the ground, but fortunately, fortunately, only the edge off the corner, into a small gap.
then continue washing the dishes. the right hand did not pay attention, across from the gap ... ... broken
thought: really so fast? hand can be torn. and then I tried it with his left hand test, but also broke the
thought: indeed fast enough, the bowl near the mouth if the miserable to eat? and nc, and his mouth tried ... ... lips broke ... ...
< br> Comment: can be used as urinals, you try
13: wife shopping today and saw selling mutton string, want to buy two bunches, heard shouting loudly to that person: mutton string , lamb skewers, lamb skewers in Urumqi, the man can not stand to eat a woman, a woman can not stand to eat a man,UGG boots cheap, men and women eat - the bed stand !!!!!
Comments: pet food, and owner can not stand!
14: Christmas Eve you to his girlfriend how much? not loading force, seeking truth from facts! I spent two thousand five! bought her a scat coat thousand eight! a more than five bottles of Dior perfume, plus eating flowers to buy fireworks to buy small gifts, a total of two thousand five hundred ocean! you do?
Comments: did not catch the Christmas Eve ~ ~ She came to me late at night . She wore a coat thousand eight scat! spray of Dior perfume is probably more than five, but also with a lot of small gifts ... I'm quite happy ~ So dig a 198 room rate looks nasty women like men, not like the long-broken man.
happiness is to have only two people are the secret.
more trying to avoid fate, the more will be the fate clashed.
you hesitate because you have retreat.
when you are happy, you want this happiness is not eternal; When you are suffering, you want this pain is not eternal.
money can be used to solve the problem is not a problem, the problem is that I was poor
son Happy
poor test scores, home has been severely beating her mother . son clutching his father complained to the sad ass, A: users are happy again favorable, there are 7 million people watching the film, and gives a score of 8.7.
Happy User 1: Yes I read once, would like to take a look at the film, but also discuss the causes and consequences of hope and human context of the film. the most important thing is that I do not see films during the bathroom was not asleep, but very interesting fun ah ... ...
User 2: on Monday and went with a bunch of my colleagues, not against the old, thanks to have done their homework, or do not understand is estimated to see. the idea is very ingenious, unexpected and lovely in some places, at the end of a sequel to the left N possibilities.
happy 3 friends: in fact, how to distinguish between dreams and reality depends entirely on you ... ... in love with this outcome, the essence of the play!
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