Thursday, April 28, 2011

90 witty language , just the collection , very classic

Look! 1: get rid of the panda, I'm David!
2: Do not talk to me about ideal, quit!
3: fall, get up and cry ...
4: low-key! B is the most cattle to show off! !
5: How can effort to lose weight do not eat ah?
6: I am sorry, you cheap laugh.
7: I can resist everything but temptation.
8: I only have a car, or own the.
9: Point of smoke, smoked it is lonely.
10: not what you do not laugh, smile powder to fall!
11: people are not smart, but also learn from others bald.
12: tied my heart could not say that I do not bother!
13: Chopin B, and then cattle, but also the sadness I could not bombs!
14: alive, happy point because we die a long time!
15: After you do not speak English in front of me was, OK!
16: my people never hold a grudge. General grudges against the spot I reported it!
17: The girl, wearing a really cool, long relieve inflammation is true.
18: Do not call me little things, something not to find me!
19: I'm so fond of you, you will not die like my look?
20: I'm not the RMB, a quick Why make everyone like me?
21: If a man is like the old lady's teeth, how much is true?
22: Q: You asked for my point? A: I like you away from me.
your hand, know the Zaichou. Tears, my child does not go away.
23: Zhuge Liang before coming out, did not take a soldier, Why the hell I'm going to have work experience ah?
24: cherish life ... God also let you live, you certainly have his arrangements.
25: Lei Feng did not go down good, but Everything Diary inside.
26: Shi Tai, you are my heart's magic. Monks from the level you closer to the farther away from the Buddha ...
27: junior high school PE teacher, said: Who wear the dress after my class to fine her upside down.
28: You see places I play characters on the screen, but can not see my tears fell on the keyboard!
29: If you see the shadow in front, do not be afraid, it is because the sun behind you.
30: I allow you into my world, but never allow you to walk around in my world.
31: people will always do not know who told you that inadvertently went on to say later in the see never really gone.
32: the addition of a minute long? Depends on which you are squatting on the toilet, or wait outside in the toilet ........
33:4 wife not seen in years, she gave birth last year, I really want to go home to see big fat son ....... ah!
34: love, we must speak up, because you never know, tomorrow, and accidents, which will be first!
35: Story of the Stone tells us: those who truly love the last all gone, all the final mix are reunited.
36: you can not see members of my lonely, because when you do not see that I am most lonely time.
37: feelings such as aftershocks, like the first love of the girls in the other lover, feared and she is not here, afraid that he recklessly.
38: listening to women, such as clothes, clubs, fraternal brotherhood, in retrospect, I actually busy divvying up to twenty years streaker!
39: bad mood today, I have only four sentences say, including this and the previous two sentences, I finished saying!
40: iron rice bowl is not the true meaning of life in a place to eat dinner. But a life where all have something to eat!
41: even cook your feces, but also to meet the beetles is the day, so you need not to worry about today, there are too many of their own.
42: If in a million, I would buy a house rented out to another 30 every day to collect a rent, wow Kaka ... ... full!
43: Prince of the horse, not necessarily, may be the monk; with the wings of the night may not be an angel, sometimes a bird person.
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45: a few more years, we have to meet, to the crematorium, all the burning ash, you pile a bunch I do not know anyone who do all the fertilizer to the rural areas.

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